The Funny Tomato

June 18, 2013 1:33 pm
malaminica:

egyptianprincess:

thereligionofpeace:

Read more: thelocal.fr

Oh my god :’(

HOW MUCH DO THEY HAVE TO HUMBLE US MUSLIMS ANYMORE ? :( la hawla wa la quwwata illa billah

malaminica:

egyptianprincess:

thereligionofpeace:

Read more: thelocal.fr

Oh my god :’(

HOW MUCH DO THEY HAVE TO HUMBLE US MUSLIMS ANYMORE ? :( la hawla wa la quwwata illa billah

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1:32 pm

The meaning of all the deaths in HP:

  • James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
  • Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
  • Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
  • Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
  • Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
  • Mad Eye: To show the death of a soldier.
  • Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
  • Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
  • Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
  • Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
  • Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.
  • Meaning of this post: To make anyone who reads it want to crawl in a hole and drown in their tears.
1:31 pm

As an owner of big thighs, I don’t understand how similarly blessed people wear short shorts.

inabasket:

kasashaquanique:

I mean they look cute but I can only think of how uncomfortable it is to have your thighs rubbing together all day in the heat and humidity.

If you have big thighs and wear short shorts tell me your secrets.

In my experience, the best way to avoid chub rub in short shorts is by having your sexy menservants carry you everywhere.

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1:25 pm

oh-libertine:

My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked in and my friend immediately spun the question on him and I was like no wait stop but without even blinking he just said ‘because Kim’s are real’

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1:20 pm 1:16 pm
whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I’m tired of feeling (and being!) laughed at for not being the rude, strong and insensitive persona I’m expected to be just for having a penis.
Patriarchy hinders humanity.

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I’m tired of feeling (and being!) laughed at for not being the rude, strong and insensitive persona I’m expected to be just for having a penis.

Patriarchy hinders humanity.

1:15 pm 1:12 pm
stupiduglyfatcunt:

lovebeyondmeasure:

Quick, messy graphic to explain a concept that seems obvious to me:
We shouldn’t be helping women because they’re related to someone else. We shouldn’t be helping women because someone else cares about them. We should be helping women because they are people. 
We should be helping women for their own sake.
Why is that a hard concept for people to grasp?

Boom.

stupiduglyfatcunt:

lovebeyondmeasure:

Quick, messy graphic to explain a concept that seems obvious to me:

We shouldn’t be helping women because they’re related to someone else. We shouldn’t be helping women because someone else cares about them. We should be helping women because they are people. 

We should be helping women for their own sake.

Why is that a hard concept for people to grasp?

Boom.

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1:11 pm

athinikli:

joshifereverlark:

ayaisamazing:

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty

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or plain,

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tall

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or short,

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or have things all over your face, 

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because what truly matters is 

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what’s inside you.

this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

(Source: thewalkingcontradiction)

1:10 pm
"

When men impersonate women for reasons of entertainment or profit, they insult women. We support the rights of every person to dress in the way that she or he wishes, but we are opposed to the exploitation of women by men, for entertainment or profit. Men have been telling us who we are all our lives. They have tried to do it with scholarship, with religion, with psychiatry. When all else fails, they have used humor to tell us, and each other, who and what we are. What we have just seen today, is another instance in which men, laughing with one another, at what they present as women, are telling us who they think we are. We don’t want to know!

Men have never been able to show us ourselves. We are coming into a time and a place as women, at which we can and do show one another who we are. All right? Let men tell each other what they think of women, let us tell you who we are!

"

transcription of Lesbian Feminist Liberation’s statement, delivered by Jean O’Leary after Gay is Good rally, NYC 1973 (via snowflakeespecial)

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