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Jun 18, 20131,755 notes
The meaning of all the deaths in HP:
  • James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
  • Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
  • Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
  • Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
  • Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
  • Mad Eye: To show the death of a soldier.
  • Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
  • Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
  • Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
  • Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
  • Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.
  • Meaning of this post: To make anyone who reads it want to crawl in a hole and drown in their tears.
Jun 18, 2013129,249 notes
As an owner of big thighs, I don't understand how similarly blessed people wear short shorts.

inabasket:

kasashaquanique:

I mean they look cute but I can only think of how uncomfortable it is to have your thighs rubbing together all day in the heat and humidity.

If you have big thighs and wear short shorts tell me your secrets.

In my experience, the best way to avoid chub rub in short shorts is by having your sexy menservants carry you everywhere.

Jun 18, 20131,286 notes

oh-libertine:

My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked in and my friend immediately spun the question on him and I was like no wait stop but without even blinking he just said ‘because Kim’s are real’

Jun 18, 201353,111 notes

modestdemidov:

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athinikli:

joshifereverlark:

ayaisamazing:

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty

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or plain,

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tall

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or short,

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or have things all over your face, 

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because what truly matters is 

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what’s inside you.

this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Jun 18, 2013457,716 notes
“

When men impersonate women for reasons of entertainment or profit, they insult women. We support the rights of every person to dress in the way that she or he wishes, but we are opposed to the exploitation of women by men, for entertainment or profit. Men have been telling us who we are all our lives. They have tried to do it with scholarship, with religion, with psychiatry. When all else fails, they have used humor to tell us, and each other, who and what we are. What we have just seen today, is another instance in which men, laughing with one another, at what they present as women, are telling us who they think we are. We don’t want to know!

Men have never been able to show us ourselves. We are coming into a time and a place as women, at which we can and do show one another who we are. All right? Let men tell each other what they think of women, let us tell you who we are!

”
—transcription of Lesbian Feminist Liberation’s statement, delivered by Jean O’Leary after Gay is Good rally, NYC 1973 (via snowflakeespecial)
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losexcentricos:

Me before Tumblr

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Me after Tumblr

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Jun 18, 2013131,562 notes

friendlyangryfeminist:

but how much must men hate women, to see a woman’s difficult or unhealthy or absent relationship with her father

and then sexualize her for that pain?

Jun 18, 2013617 notes

gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people

Jun 18, 2013113,053 notes

barricadeponine:

my favorite sex position is crushing the patriarchy

Jun 18, 2013522 notes
  • reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
  • trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary
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yuppadupp:

starrysleeper:

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours

what happened on december 21?

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